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About Dirty Rotten Law

This is Dirty Rotten Law

At first glance, the name might raise an eyebrow or two, but Dirty Rotten Law isn’t about corrupt lawyers, crooked judges or a broken legal system. In fact ...

 

Quite the opposite.

 

Dirty Rotten Law is a celebration of the law and the remarkable people who devote their lives to it. It is a tribute to everyone who has ever stepped into a courtroom, opened a lever-arch file which refuses to close again, deleted their perfected work, survived a late-night deadline or wondered how on earth this became today’s legal problem.

 

The law can be demanding, frustrating, exhausting and sometimes absurd. Law, like life, is rarely tidy, often crazy. and sometimes far from fair. Barristers, solicitors, judges, legal executives, paralegals, court staff, witnesses, jurors, litigants and law students all know that feeling. To every one of you, we tip our wig.

 

Despite its eccentricities, we love the law. Not because it is perfect, but because it matters. It protects us, challenges us, bewilders us, occasionally drives us to our limits, makes us laugh, makes us cry, and every now and then produces stories beyond the extraordinary. 

 

It's Dirty Rotten Law, and we love it.

 

Dirty Rotten Law celebrates that world through original clothing, gifts and designs celebrating the wit, humanity and glorious absurdity of legal life. Some will make you smile knowingly. Others may make you laugh out loud. All are created with genuine affection for the profession and the people who make it work, and for everyone who wants to know a little more about them.

 

Behind it all is Dirty Rotten Law Judge—our resident observer of legal life. Wise and with more than a few stories to tell, Dirty Rotten Law Judge no longer sits in judgment, but rather dispenses love, peace and harmony, enjoys a festival or two, and sits in amused contemplation of the wonderful, chaotic world of law.

 

So whether you’re a practising lawyer, a law student, a courtroom regular or simply someone who enjoys all things legal with a wry smile, welcome and thank you for joining us. 

 

Dirty Rotten Law.

 

Let Your Legal Dreams Run Wild.


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