Simply browse our collections, choose your favourite design, select the size, colour and any other options, then add the item to your basket and proceed to checkout.

Because every item is made especially for you once you place your order, we begin processing orders quickly. If you need to change or cancel your order, please contact us as soon as possible. We’ll always do our best to help, but we can’t guarantee changes can be made once production has started.

Each product includes its own size guide on the product page. As our products are supplied by different manufacturers, measurements can vary between items.

Please check the size guide carefully before ordering. As our products are made to order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges simply because the wrong size was selected.

Every Dirty Rotten Law product is printed especially for you when you order it.

This helps reduce waste, avoids unnecessary stock and allows us to offer a much wider range of designs than would otherwise be possible. It may take a little longer than buying from a high street shop, but we think it’s worth the wait.

We make every effort to display our products as accurately as possible. However, colours may vary slightly depending on your screen settings and the printing process.

We currently ship throughout the United Kingdom.

We hope to expand to additional countries in the future.

DELIVERY TIMES

Our products are made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Production usually takes a few working days before your order is dispatched. Making products to order instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Example delivery times as at July 2026 are as follows:

• T=Shirts 4–5 business days
  
• Hoodies 4–5 business days
  
• 11 oz Mugs 5–6 business days
  
• 15 oz Mugs 5–6 business days
  
• Caps and Hats 5-7 business days
  

DELIVERY CHARGES

Delivery charges are provided at checkout and they are set out below.

We keep our delivery charges to the bare minimum.

Remember we currently offer free UK delivery on orders of £50 or more. This is applied automatically at checkout.

Example delivery prices as at July 2026 are as follows:

• T=Shirts £2.99
• Hoodies £3.99
• Caps and Hats £2.99
• 11 oz Mugs £1.99
• 15 oz Mugs  £2.99

Yes. When your order is fulfilled and shipped, you’ll receive tracking details by email.

If you receive an incorrect item, please email us directly within 30 days of delivery at hello@dirtyrottenlaw.com rather than using the contact form.

To help us resolve the issue as quickly as possible, please include:

• your order number;
• a description of the problem; and
• clear photographs of the incorrect product(s) you have received.

We'll review the information promptly and do our best to put things right.

If you receive a damaged or faulty item, please email us directly within 30 days of delivery at hello@dirtyrottenlaw.com rather than using the contact form.

To help us resolve the issue as quickly as possible, please include:

• your order number;
• a description of the problem; and
• clear photographs showing the issue.

We'll review the information promptly and do our best to put things right.

As our products are made especially to order, we cannot accept returns simply because you’ve changed your mind or selected the wrong size. Please check your size carefully before ordering using the size guides in the product descriptions.

This does not affect your statutory rights.

If you receive a damaged or faulty item, please email us directly within 30 days of delivery at hello@dirtyrottenlaw.com rather than using the contact form.

To help us resolve the issue as quickly as possible, please include:

• your order number;
• a description of the problem; and
• clear photographs showing the issue.

We'll review the information promptly and do our best to put things right.

If you receive an incorrect item, please email us directly within 30 days of delivery at hello@dirtyrottenlaw.com rather than using the contact form.

To help us resolve the issue as quickly as possible, please include:

• your order number;
• a description of the problem; and
• clear photographs of the incorrect product(s) you have received.

We'll review the information promptly and do our best to put things right.

Dirty Rotten Law is an independent British brand celebrating the wonderfully strange, eccentric and occasionally absurd world of the law.

Our designs are created for lawyers, law students, legal professionals and anyone who appreciates the lighter side of justice.

Read more here About Dirty Rotten Law.

Yes. All our designs are created exclusively for the Dirty Rotten Law brand.

No.

Dirty Rotten Law is an independent business. Our products are inspired by legal life but are not endorsed by, affiliated with or approved by any court, chambers, regulator, university or other organisation.

Absolutely.

We’re always interested in hearing ideas for future products. While we can’t promise every suggestion will make it into production, we’d love to hear from you.

Order Problems

If your enquiry relates to a damaged, faulty or incorrect item, please email us directly at hello@dirtyrottenlaw.com rather than using the contact form.

To help us resolve the issue as quickly as possible, please include:

• your order number;
• a brief description of the problem; and
• one or more clear photographs showing the issue.

We'll review the information promptly and do our best to put things right.

General Enquiries

For all other questions, comments, observations or general correspondence, please use the contact form below.

We’ll get back to you as quickly as possible - usually much faster than a Crown Court listing office.

Easy peasy! Just use the form on the Dear Judge page. Remember, we will never reveal your email address in our published reply. If you would prefer to remain anonymous, please ask and we will respect your wishes.